Milk & Cheese

    (Slave Labor, 1991-1997)
™ and ©1991 Slave Labor Graphics

Creator Evan Dorkin sums it up nicely in his intro to issue #7 of this infamous series: “There’s this milk and there’s this cheese, see, and they don’t like much of anything and they do stuff.” What they do is primarily get loaded on anything intoxicating they can lay their mitts on while creating incredible mayhem. These “dairy products gone bad” are foul-mouthed alcoholics with a hate-on for just about everyone. Oh yes, and they’re incredibly funny.

Published sporadically since 1991, Evan Dorkin delights in confounding collectors with odd issue numberings (the first six issues were called Milk & Cheese #1, Milk & Cheese’s 2nd #1, 3rd #1, 4th #1, Other #1 and #666 respectively). He also eviscerates comic store owners, Weight Watchers, Renaissance fairs, and other sitting-duck targets. Ironically, the sheer spite of the comic accounts for much of its appeal—and even Hollywood has sought the rights to feature these unlovable characters.
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  • 1
    Mar 1991
    Cover: $2.50
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    B&W
    No copies available
  • 1-2
    2nd Printing Cover by Evan Dorkin
    Sep 1991
    Cover: $2.50
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    B&W
    No copies available
  • 1-3
    3rd Printing Cover by Evan Dorkin
    Sep 1992
    Cover: $2.50
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    B&W
    No copies available
  • 1-4
    4th Printing Cover by Evan Dorkin
    Aug 1993
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    B&W
    No copies available
  • 1-5
    5th Printing Cover by Evan Dorkin
    Oct 1994
    Cover: $2.50
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    B&W
    No copies available
  • 1-6
    6th Printing Cover by Evan Dorkin
    Sep 1995
    Cover: $2.75
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    B&W
    No copies available
  • 1-7
    7th Printing Cover by Evan Dorkin
    Feb 1997
    Cover: $2.75
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    B&W
    No copies available
  • 1-8
    8th Printing Cover by Evan Dorkin
    Feb 1997
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    B&W
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  • 2
    Has Doctor Radium ad on back cover
    Mar 1992
    Cover: $2.50
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    Other Number One
    No copies available
  • 2-2
    Has Fine Dairy Products ad on back cover
    Jun 1993
    Cover: $2.50
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    No copies available
  • 2-3
    Has APE II ad on back cover
    Apr 1994
    Cover: $2.50
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    No copies available
  • 2-4
    4th Printing Cover
    Jan 1996
    Cover: $2.75
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    No copies available
  • 2-5
    Mar 1992
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    No copies available
  • 2-6
    6th Printing Cover
    Nov 1998
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    No copies available
  • 3
    Has Rats ad on back cover
    Aug 1992
    Cover: $2.50
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    Third #1
    No copies available
  • 3-2
    Has Fine Dairy Products ad on back cover
    May 1993
    Cover: $2.50
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    No copies available
  • 3-3
    Has APE II ad on back cover
    Oct 1994
    Cover: $2.50
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    No copies available
  • 3-4
    4th Printing Cover
    Feb 1996
    Cover: $2.75
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    No copies available
  • 3-5
    5th Printing Cover
    Cover: $2.75
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    No copies available
  • 4
    Has Fine Dairy Products ad on back cover
    Apr 1993
    Cover: $2.50
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    Fourth #1
    No copies available
  • 4-2
    Has APE II ad on back cover
    Mar 1995
    Cover: $2.50
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    No copies available
  • 4-3
    3rd Printing Cover
    Aug 1996
    Cover: $2.75
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    No copies available
  • 4-4
    4th Printing Cover
    Apr 1999
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    No copies available
  • 5
    Has APE ad on back cover
    Apr 1994
    Cover: $2.50
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    First Second Issue
    No copies available
  • 5-2
    Has APE II ad on back cover
    Nov 1994
    Cover: $2.50
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    No copies available
  • 5-3
    3rd Printing Cover
    Feb 1996
    Cover: $2.75
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    No copies available
  • 5-4
    4th Printing Cover
    Cover: $2.75
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    No copies available
  • 6
    Apr 1995
    Cover: $2.50
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    Six Six Six
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  • 6-2
    2nd Printing Cover
    Sep 1996
    Cover: $2.75
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    No copies available
  • 6-3
    3rd Printing Cover
    Nov 1998
    Cover: $2.75
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    No copies available
  • 7
    Jun 1997
    Cover: $2.95
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    Latest Thing!
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  • 7-2
    2nd Printing Cover by Evan Dorkin
    Cover: $2.95
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    No copies available
  • SE 1
    Jan 1997
    Cover: $2.00
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    16 pages; Contains an expanded version of the Darth Vader Overdrive strip; 5 1/2”x 8 1/2", B&W
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