Dark Regards

    (Oni-Lion Forge, 2025)
™ and © Oni-Lion Forge

Sometimes you break the internet-and sometimes the internet breaks you! At last—the true story of the viral hoax so insane it could only be told as a comic book! From the honestly pretty impressive mind of multi-hyphenate writer-comedian-actor-musician Dave Hill (Tasteful Nudes) and breakout artist Artyom Topilin (I Hate This Place) comes the shockingly true, terrifyingly hilarious, and only modestly exaggerated tale of how one stand-up comedian forged a secret online identity as America’s first true black metal icon... and accidentally started an international incident that almost wiped Gary, Indiana, off the map! Two decades ago, Dave Hill and his first band set out to rock their high school auditorium in a fury of heavy metal hellfire. They failed miserably. Years later, Dave has made a new life for himself as a rising star in the New York comedy scene—a career where getting laughed at on stage is the entire point and not just a tragic consequence. But when Dave’s metal ambitions are reawakened by the über self-serious ’satanic' genre of Norwegian black metal, Dave creates a ridiculously hyperbolic alter ego and a band to match that, together, reignite the spark of his forgotten rock ’n' roll fantasy. But when Dave’s internet-fueled rumors of Witch Taint—a metal band ’so extreme that you must remove all sharp objects from the immediate area' when their music is played—spreads all the way to Europe, his story will spiral dangerously out of control as Norway’s most extreme black metal butchers come to reap their revenge... and put everything and everyone Dave holds dear in the crosshairs (of their axes, which, truth be told, don’t actually have crosshairs, but, hey, it’s a metaphor).
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  • 1/A
    #1 Variation A
    Cover A by Artyom Topilin
    May 2025
    Cover: $4.99
    W: David Hill  ·  A: Artyom Topilin
    2 copies from $4.99
  • 1/B
    #1 Variation B
    Cover B by Andrew Krahnke
    May 2025
    Cover: $4.99
    W: David Hill  ·  A: Artyom Topilin
    1 copy for $4.99
  • 1/C
    #1 Variation C
    1:10 Incentive Flyer Cover C by Scott Sugiuchi
    May 2025
    Cover: $4.99
    W: David Hill  ·  A: Artyom Topilin
    1 copy for $9.99
  • 1/D
    #1 Variation D
    1:20 Incentive Album Cover D by Brian Level
    May 2025
    Cover: $4.99
    W: David Hill  ·  A: Artyom Topilin
    No copies available
  • 1/E
    #1 Variation E
    1:50 Incentive Human Blood Cover E by David Hill
    May 2025
    Cover: $4.99
    W: David Hill  ·  A: Artyom Topilin
    No copies available
  • 2/A
    #2 Variation A
    Cover A by Artyom Topilin
    Jun 2025
    Cover: $4.99
    W: David Hill  ·  A: Artyom Topilin
    2 copies from $4.99
  • 2/B
    #2 Variation B
    Cover B by Riley Rossmo
    Jun 2025
    Cover: $4.99
    W: David Hill  ·  A: Artyom Topilin
    No copies available
  • 2/C
    #2 Variation C
    1:10 Incentive Full Art Cover C by Riley Rossmo
    Jun 2025
    Cover: $4.99
    W: David Hill  ·  A: Artyom Topilin
    No copies available
  • 2/D
    #2 Variation D
    1:20 Album Cover Cover D by Brian Level
    Jun 2025
    Cover: $4.99
    W: David Hill  ·  A: Artyom Topilin
    No copies available
  • 3/A
    #3 Variation A
    Cover A by Artyom Topilin
    Jul 2025
    Cover: $4.99
    W: David Hill  ·  A: Artyom Topilin
    2 copies from $4.99
  • 3/B
    #3 Variation B
    Cover B by Noah Bailey
    Jul 2025
    Cover: $4.99
    W: David Hill  ·  A: Artyom Topilin
    No copies available
  • 3/C
    #3 Variation C
    1:10 Incentive Full Art Cover C by Noah Bailey
    Jul 2025
    Cover: $4.99
    W: David Hill  ·  A: Artyom Topilin
    No copies available
  • 3/D
    #3 Variation D
    1:20 Incentive Album Cover D by Brian Level
    Jul 2025
    Cover: $4.99
    W: David Hill  ·  A: Artyom Topilin
    No copies available
  • 4/A
    #4 Variation A
    Cover A by Artyom Topilin
    Aug 2025
    Cover: $4.99
    W: David Hill  ·  A: Artyom Topilin
    2 copies from $1.00
  • 4/B
    #4 Variation B
    Cover B by Dean Haspiel
    Aug 2025
    Cover: $4.99
    W: David Hill  ·  A: Artyom Topilin
    No copies available
  • 4/C
    #4 Variation C
    1:10 Full Art Cover C by Dean Haspiel
    Aug 2025
    Cover: $4.99
    W: David Hill  ·  A: Artyom Topilin
    No copies available
  • 4/D
    #4 Variation D
    1:20 Album Cover D by Brian Level
    Aug 2025
    Cover: $4.99
    W: David Hill  ·  A: Artyom Topilin
    No copies available
  • Bk 1
    Book #1
    Cover: $19.99
    W: David Hill  ·  A: Artyom Topilin
    Collects Dark Regards #1–4
    No copies available