E.C. · September, 1991
Dunces with Wolves; The Proverbial Postal/Pooch Parable, Part I; "Other" Commissioners; America’s Traditional Songs as They Sound to Five-Year-Olds; Mad’s Instant Movie Reviews; Father Jowly Miseries; A Mad Guide to Sports Phrases On and Off the Playing Field; Spy vs. Spy; The Lighter Side of…; Whey We Get the Holiday Blahs; How and Where Sneaky Smokers Can Hide Their Filthy Habit…; Simpsons Rip-Offs We’ll Undoubtedly Be Seeing; Any Doofus Bozo Idiot Schmuck Moron Schmendrick Pinhead Cretin Fool Boob Ignoramus Jerk Can… But It Takes a Genius To…; The Violence of the Hams; The Mad Summer Camp Guide; Stupid Teen