E.C. · March, 1991
Gauche; The Surprising Seafaring Scenario; Just What is an Eternal Optimist?; Basic Underlying Premises of Various Products, Trends, and Ideas; New Kids Albums of the 21st Century; Spy vs. Spy; The Lighter Side of…; The Receptionist’s Revolting Resolution; The Hymn of the Battered Republic; Little-Known (and Rarely Called) Sports Infractions; Warning Labels of the Future; The New Benchmark Records and Barriors That Mankind is Rapidly Approaching, Part 1; The Bloodcurdling Blue-Cross Brouhaha; The Real Demographics of Various TV Audiences Vol. II; A Knack for Phobias; New Lifestyle Magazines for Huge Untapped Audiences; A Mad Guide on How to Look Upscale Without the Expense; A Mad Peek Behind the Scenes…The TV News Business; Mad Magazine Reader’s Competition