National Lampoon · February, 1984
Writers: Tom Cheney, Brian McCormick, P.C. Vey, Peter Gaffney, Bill Woodman, T.J. Englander, Bob Mankoff, John Caldwell, Mitch Coleman, Kevin Curran, Fred Graver, Dave Jaffe, Frank Cotham, Bill Griffith, Shary Flenniken, Gary Hallgren, Mimi Pond, Ron Barrett, Rick Geary, Tod Carroll, Charlie Rodrigues, Jim Muggles, Roz Chast, M.K. Brown, Gerry Capelle, John Bendel, Bruce Cochran, Ron Hause, Mary Wilshire, Mark Marek, B.K. Taylor, Will Jacobs, Gerard Jones, Sam Gross
Artists: Tom Cheney, P.C. Vey, Michael Di Biase, Martin Koslowski, Bill Woodman, Susan Faiola, Bob Mankoff, John Caldwell, Frank Cotham, Bill Griffith, Shary Flenniken, Gary Hallgren, Mimi Pond, Ron Barrett, Rick Geary, Kevin Nowlan, Charlie Rodrigues, Jim Muggles, Roz Chast, M.K. Brown, Gerry Capelle, Bill Plympton, Bruce Cochran, Ron Hause, Bill Sienkiewicz, Mary Wilshire, Mark Marek, B.K. Taylor, Sam Gross