Real Schmuck

    (Starhead, 1993)
©1993 Dennis P. Eichorn and the respective illustrators. Cover art by Drew Friedman

Real Stuff creator Dennis P. Eichhorn struck again in 1993 with this one-shot comic. The distressing cover refers to Eichhorn’s reaction to having carried out intimate relations with a rather obese heir to the MacDonald’s hamburger fortune. Other more appealing episodes from Eichhorn’s life covered here include “First Date,” where he accidentally slams the car door in his date’s face while getting out, and “Hot Foot,” where he tells of the dangers of being a firefighter and wearing rubberized footwear.

The stories are all written by Eichhorn and illustrated by a collection of Seattle artists including R.L. Crabb, Pat Moriarity (Big Mouth), and Jim Woodring.
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#1

April, 1993
Cover Price: $2.95
1 copy available for $39.95 		Dennis EichhornDanny Hellman, Drew Friedman, Gene Fama, J.R. Williams, Jim Blanchard, Jim Woodring, Mario Hernandez, Pat Moriarity, R.L. Crabb, Ryder Windham, Sam Henderson