Lance Barnes: Post Nuke Dick

    (Epic, 1993)
™ and ©1993 Stefan Petrucha and Barry Crain

Lance Barnes was no stranger to danger. His adventures were chronicled everywhere, and he was a hero to millions…until the day he fell into the villain’s trap and wound up accidentally blowing up the world.

Haunted by that rather terrible secret, he prowls post-nuclear society like a latter-day Sam Spade. In this irradiated version of film noir, Barnes runs from mutated attack dogs, is hunted by a femme fatale with one leg (named “Peg,” naturally), and is given to narrating his life in a series of thought balloons that read like a bad Hemingway contest. Wonderful stuff.
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    Apr 1993
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