Pete the P.O.’d Postal Worker

(Sharkbait, 1997-1999)
™ and ©1997 Sharkbait Press

This cheerful paean to mayhem and mail delivery comes from the same folks who brought you the books Nice Guys Don’t Get Laid and Hunting for Lawyers as well as The Adventures of Liberal Man. It’s the saga of Pete, a hardworking letter carrier who snapped under the daily stresses that come with unending reams of mail, dog attacks, nasty coworkers, and all the other little joys that are part of the U.S. Mail “Team.”

So, Pete prepares himself for the day by getting his knobby knees into his postal worker shorts, donning his jaunty mailman’s cap, and stuffing his bag full of every deadly weapon he can find. Then, with a glazedly nervous expression permanently affixed to his face, he goes out to deliver the mail…and nothing…repeat, nothing is going to get in his way!

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